Please, please don’t go into the mechanics of how your character’s 19 foot dong is or is not going to work.
For the love of god and little green apples, please spare us your thoughts on this.
IT WAS A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT YOU GUYS! Hahaha! Really, they weren’t whining about not getting enough watchers, nope. They just wanted to test you, to see how you’d react. You know, for science!
Besides, it totes wasn’t his idea. It was inspired by a “watcher on dA” (see, guys, see, I have watchers, I swear. LOVE ME?).
Badger: And on this episode of CSI: Furry…
No, really. There’s blood pattern analysis and everything. Pistol-whipping appropriate injury analysis, also.
I’m not sure why we needed to know that the iPod was an 8gb one though. Maybe one of those crime-drama red herrings?
Dodger: No no no, “8 gig”. Which is one of those things people say be look really fucking weird when typed out.
Badger: This… seems rather a bit drastic, no?
It’s the linking to the wiki page on betrayal that’s getting me. The slicing and dicing of the collar, also drastic. But the promise to burn it later? Icing, baby.
Dodger: Honestly, considering the woman involved, I can’t blame the guy. And from hearing from loyal participants in the D/s community, the destruction of the collar makes sense.
Still, again considering the woman involved, this guy invested way too much emotion here.
Badger: Well, yeah. That’s what I was thinking, given the rep she has in the fandom. It’s like, you guys are still doing this? No really, y’all should know better by now. I understand cutting up the collar, but I still laugh at the idea of burning it. Anyone burning anything in revenge is inherently funny to me.
